Squash Conversation

You don't know how to play squash?
Well, we go into a room where I can take advantage of you, I mean where we can play.
Then, I take my balls and bang it against you wall....I mean I take the ball and hit it against the wall.
Then you bang, I mean play until someone cums I mean win!
When you are done you need to clean up the cum, oops i meant scuff marks....

this was a better conversation in person....much better