Compliment or not?

I told a guy that a sexual innuendo is "I prefer the sausage to the taco". Sausage obviously representing a dick and taco a vjayjay...
well...he says "The only taco I will eat is yours babe"
Compliment?
hmm...

RICE CAKES = THE DEVIL

It has been the second day that I did not go on a rice cake binge!

For four days, I have continuously broken my diet by eating rice cakes. Healthy? Not when you eat fourteen freaking rice cakes. Stupid freaking Styrofoam consumes my daily diet. I don't even really like rice cakes but I eat them. The idea that food is going into my body overwhelms my head 24/7. I crave food. I want food. But then when I finally eat more than 400 calories, I eat freaking rice cakes. 35 calories for one multiplied by 14 RICE CAKES, is over 400 calories of FREAKING RICE CAKES. Then i tell myself, "Not today i won't eat any rice cakes". But they look at me and they say EAT ME!!! Then i upgraded to the 50 calorie rice cakes so i was eating over 700 calories of rice cakes! And the funny part is that Easter is coming....and im getting RICE CAKES. Gah.

So it has been two days...well almost...i can do it and i won't go off!
but seriously, who has rice cake binges? I have no freaking clue, but apparently me.

in conclusion, rice cakes are the devil!
THE END